A Letter From Your Cell Phone

Dear Owner,We need to talk.  About your obsession with me.  At first, I was flattered.  I felt so popular as you eagerly picked me out at the store.  How you searched for just the right cover to put on me that would both articulate your personality and protect me from the copious amount of times … Continue reading A Letter From Your Cell Phone

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About the Time I Was In Court…

Over a month ago, I was in a car accident.  It was my fault. As soon as my car skidded to a stop in the parking lot adjacent to the intersection I had just illegally crossed I knew that with sickening clarity.  There was nothing to do but to accept it with honesty and as … Continue reading About the Time I Was In Court…

Wow, that Self Help Book Solved All of my Problems… said no one. Ever.

So, I was in Barnes and Noble the other day and wandered over to the Christian literature section. Mixed among the books on Christian Theology and classical works of our faith were titles such as Eat the Cookie...Buy the Shoes: Giving Yourself Permission to Lighten Up and Have a New Husband by Friday: How to … Continue reading Wow, that Self Help Book Solved All of my Problems… said no one. Ever.